I tried writing my own bot to catch sandwiches once, but I couldn’t even figure out gas fees properly. After losing 0.3 ETH, I bailed. Basically, among those people who constantly post arbitrage screenshots in groups, nine out of ten are taking someone else’s fees and calling it their own skill. Anyway, whenever I see on-chain “safe trades,” I get annoyed—you think you’re picking up money, but actually you’re just serving as fuel for someone else. Lately memes are being hyped hard, and old players all know not to take the last handoff, but newcomers still want to rush in. Fine—whatever. As for the LP pools, I’m not getting involved. Let the know-it-alls play first.