I just closed that task-platform page—seriously, “farming” now feels like clocking in for work. The witch-scouting is even more meticulous than an HR interview. Back then, when you lay flat, you’d still get a sudden drop-in gift. Now you have to write daily reports, do tasks, and calculate gas. One careless move and you get flagged as a witch—so I’m really losing out.

That said, about the recent extreme funding-rate situation—some people in the community say it will reverse, and others are shouting to keep squeezing the bubble. For my part, I turned the toast-oven heat down a bit and I’ll wait for it to start smoking on its own.

Turn on the speakers and play a song, and turn off those annoying score links. Volatility is like breakfast—if you get worked up and anxious, you end up burning it.