My dad has always taught me since I was young: "Never touch the lottery, that stuff is harmful."

I was very obedient and haven't bought a single ticket in thirty years.
Later, my dad won five million, divorced my mom,
and ran off with the female owner of the lottery shop.
My mom cried and said, "He has been buying lottery tickets for twenty years."
That's when I realized—he's not afraid of me touching the lottery, he's afraid I'll share his luck.