I took leave at the same time as my colleague.

I took sick leave, deducted two hundred.
She took bereavement leave, full pay.
I said, "Your grandma passed away, and you're quite happy?"
She said, "It's not happiness, it's settling an account:
Grandma was ninety-nine, paralyzed for three years, passing away is relief."
Three days of bereavement leave, full pay, just right to take my parents out for a walk.
I said, "Aren't you afraid of being called cold-blooded?"
She said, "Those who say that about me haven't taken care of paralyzed elderly."