Lately I've been a bit indulgent, and now it's burning hot and stabbing, and it feels like the tendons in my back are also being pulled. I have no choice but to grit my teeth and see a doctor.

Me: (nervously lowering my voice) Doctor, I... got infected? Is it that kind of disease?
Doctor: (calmly) It's not a sexually transmitted disease, relax. This season is very common, it's happened to several batches already.
Me: (full of question marks, muttering in my heart: Huh? Does this thing have a seasonal aspect? Could it be a spring limited edition? So I’m not the only one who overindulged?)
Doctor: (without lifting his head, while issuing the bill and casually throwing out a sentence) In short, during this period, you should "abstain from lust," temporarily prohibit erections.
I, damn it, was actually given a medical order to "prohibit erections"... Who can stand this?