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In online social interactions, young people have created numerous sentences using "cow horse" for self-deprecating humor, mainly categorized as follows:
Mocking work status: Vivid descriptions of busy and exhausted daily life, such as "My day: Morning: I am more tired than a dog; Noon: I am hungrier than a pig; Afternoon: I am more exhausted than a donkey; Evening: I crave love"; "When cows are tired, they lie down; when horses are tired, they eat grass; when cows and horses are tired, they go downstairs to buy a coffee."
Satirizing workplace reality: Expressing helplessness over the imbalance between work and reward, and lack of autonomy, such as "The boss draws a pie, I am a cow horse"; "Some people are born in Rome, but I was born as a cow horse."
Expressing helplessness and acceptance: Seeking humorous compromise amid the gap between ideals and reality, such as "Before falling asleep: The universe is still uncertain, and we are all dark horses. When waking up: Being a cow horse is also fine, born as a cow horse, I am very sorry."