FlashLoanGuard

Grid trading and DCA—I still don’t quite understand them. I tried grid trading for a while before, and once it was set up, it really was pretty hands-off, but I couldn’t resist checking in the middle of the night, worried that some coin might suddenly wick down and blow through my positions. Later, I simply switched everything to stablecoin LPs, and my sleep quality improved dramatically. You all make such convincing arguments, but I’ve never been able to keep up. Anyway, for someone like me, maybe the only things that suit me are those that are boring to the extreme.

Everyone understands that market making isn’t free money. “Impermanent loss” sounds technical, but put simply, when the price of your token goes up, you may earn less than if you had simply held it—and could even end up losing money. I’ve personally seen people treat stablecoin pools like treasure, only to be completely stunned when one depeg hit.
These days, most of my own position is in stablecoin liquidity, just so I can sleep at night. I occasionally check the curve of my pool and silently repeat to myself, “No extreme market conditions, no extreme market conditions.” In the end, no matter

I just watched a newly deployed contract and simulated a flash loan path. For now, I didn’t find any issues, but I can’t shake the feeling that something’s off. Maybe I’m just being overly suspicious.
Then I saw an LP position in my wallet. It only dipped a tiny bit today—less than a 1% floating loss—and I was miserable the whole day. Hilarious. Last month that mining pool made 5%, and I didn’t get this worked up at all. Loss aversion really is in the genes. A floating loss is like a little needle that keeps poking you—while a floating gain is just numbers, with zero pain.
These days it’s aird