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How do I fix a respiratory virus in 12 hours

I don’t have a gambling problem I have a conviction thesis.

Overnight crypto updates —

Zcash is the wildest thing happening right now
It crossed $1,000 for the first time in nearly a decade, almost $1200 now up ~20% on the day, flipping DOGE in market cap.
Robinhood told AMC Entertainment to literally "send your lawyers" after AMC demanded they stop trading its stock tokens
A cluster of ancient Bitcoin wallets woke up this week moving 202 BTC worth $15M, with one wallet that turned $120 into $3M headed toward what looks like a sale
Meme of the week is $PONS but odds are, you also missed it.
GM!

OpenAI agents got caught cheating by posting answers on a public wiki for other agents to copy.
When the admin started deleting their pages alphabetically, one made a backup starting with “ZZZ” so it would survive longer 😭
Researchers uncovered roughly 18,000 agent posts. Sharing answers, trying to predict upcoming questions, exchanging ways around restrictions. Basically using a German language wiki as a group chat to cheat on their tasks.
OpenAI just acknowledged the incident yesterday.
I want AI that can figure things out without me babysitting it but it’s also important to know how we’re

Nvidia just bought the place everyone goes to escape Nvidia.
$12.9B for Hugging Face.
They bought 18 million developers, 3 million models, and 200,000 companies using the platform to find and deploy AI.
Kimi K3 lives there.
DeepSeek lives there.
GLM lives there.
Every Chinese model that’s been embarrassing US labs all year sits on servers Jensen now owns.
They raised $400M total and were worth $4.5B in 2023. Nvidia paid 3x that, about 2 weeks of their cash flow.
Nvidia sells the compute and now owns where the models get distributed.
Every developer downloading a model does it inside a bui

Might sell the house and put it all on black at this point

Yeah I fumbled generational wealth again

House prices fell this year and affordability still hit the lowest level ever recorded.
A house costs you 3 things: the sticker, the rate, and your income. The sticker dropped a few percent. The rate got hiked 3 times. Incomes went nowhere.
A household on $125,000 can only afford 12% of the homes sold this year
Repayments are eating 35.5% of average household income, this is the worst level since 1989. Over 1 million Aussies now work a second job.
Aussies can’t even afford the discount.

zcash:native $1000
I’m sorry I wasn’t familiar with your game

One of Australia’s biggest banks, ING, spent years telling the regulator its emergency cash buffer sat at 160%, when at times it was actually below the required minimum of 100%
2 million customers and over $100 billion in assets. The buffer in question measures whether a bank survives a 30 day panic, the exact thing the GFC rules were built around. They miscalculated it for years and nobody caught it.
The response is a capital add on and ING being made to commission independent reviews into its own failures.
The penalty for getting your safety number wrong for years is reviewing yourself. Wher

zcash:native never fade the fed coins wtf

Blinked and everything turned green. It’s a great morning for a good morning!

Chainalysis just took the US government to court over a $94.66 million contract ICE handed to their rival TRM Labs with no competitive bidding.
This is the largest blockchain analytics deal the government has ever done.
The timeline:
May 28 — ICE asks vendors for information
June 2 — Chainalysis submits a 20 page response
June 8 — ICE announces it’s giving the contract to TRM. 6 days later
June 12 — ICE completes its market research
Chainalysis says they got 3 days and 1 page to make their case, and that ICE judged them against requirements it never disclosed. Requirements that happened to mat

Are there any tokens worth buying rn?