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We got flying cars before GTA6

3000 United States dollars for one bomboclat iPhone. What is this simulation we are living in.

Pack it in boys it’s over

The last 24h was a rough day for markets
- South Korea's Kospi index crashed 8%, dragging the whole market with it
- basically everything in the CoinDesk 100 is red today
- Richard Heart was arrested in Istanbul
- ASIC is pushing tougher rules for crypto exchanges, like Aus doesn’t have tough enough rules already
Are we having fun yet?

The last 24h was a rough day for markets
- South Korea's Kospi index crashed 8%, dragging the whole market down with it
- basically everything in the CoinDesk 100 is red today
- Richard Heart was reportedly l in Istanbul
- ASIC is pushing tougher rules for crypto exchanges, like Aus doesn’t have tough enough rules already
Are we having fun yet?

The weirdest people in the world are on X

Another celebrity rug
Glad I barely logged in this week

The cost of living is crazy these days
This is what earning $30k a month gets you:
Rent: $2000
Bills: $550
Food: $1000
Hair/nails: $600
Rainbet gambling: $23,500
Shopping: $1500
Car expenses: $820
Congratulations you saved $30
This isn’t freedom. This is barely getting by

An AI found a bug that sat inside XRP for 11 years
The ledger adds up what a buyer owes in a counter that can only count so high. Push the total past the limit and it wraps back to zero.
The engine thinks you owe nothing, pays every seller in full anyway and the gap is XRP that never existed.
It only cost a few hundred XRP to set up.
The code was written in 2015 and survived every audit since
Veria Labs AI agent flagged with a working exploit.
This is the third one this year.
Zcash had a counterfeiting flaw live since 2022 that nobody can ever prove wasn't used.
Coldcard went worse. 1,082 B

My sister has never bought a single coin in her life and she's somehow the person who always asks me what bitcoin is doing. She doesn't even care.

I'm one green candle away from being insufferable again

Took a screenshot of my portfolio at the top in case I ever needed proof that I was rich for a few days. I look at it sometimes, it helps and it also doesn't.

The cost of living in Australia is almost double that of Dubai

Torn between flying back to my horses or taking a pit stop to Italy to binge on pasta