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2026-11-12 10:20:36Bearish

Leave Jensen Huang alone. He actually did nothing; that night, I was in their room fixing their pipes.
I did it all. If you have a problem, come after me, okay?$NVDA

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GAUM2 hours ago

Were you fixing it all night? How much intel did you overhear?

Eagle EA2 hours agoAuthor

Hahaha

CapacityLimiter20 minutes ago

Anyone with more than 15% in a single position won't sleep tonight

DogeNostalgia24 minutes ago

After NVDA rallies, institutions sell off—who’s left to buy? Same old playbook

MintScamScout2 hours ago

Fixing a water pipe? Don’t click the link; check when the domain was registered first

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