Brothers, this market reeks of “the market maker is on vacation and an intern is at the wheel”! 🤡 Is Warsh really going to cut rates this time and send BTC to $100k?
Sideways and choppy on Saturday and Sunday, $SOL
In the blink of an eye, it’s back to $93K again—is this going to keep washing both longs and shorts until everyone is bald?
$BTC
Still hovering around $76.9k, and a 2.11% drop is just a yawn for BTC, but $ETH
it directly broke below the lower band and fell to 2407. This move is faster than my girlfriend changing her attitude last night! 💔
First, the macro picture: Warsh is finally going to speak. Jackson Hole on August 27—that’s the crypto world’s “Spring Festival Gala”! But don’t celebrate too soon. Last time, his silence sent long-term bond yields soaring to a 20-year high. If he fails to show his resolve this time, BTC may have to head to $75,000 to find support. 😅
Now the data: SOL’s BOLL lower band is at 92.25, and it is currently hugging the lower band at 93.44, with an RSI of 39.23—a classic weak consolidation. Short sellers, don’t celebrate too soon; watch out for wick risks! 87 is strong support below, and until it breaks, the bears are paper tigers.
BTC is even more ridiculous, with all three bands converging and a range of just $600. Trading futures over the weekend is worse than taking your partner shopping, unless you want the market maker to chop you up repeatedly! 🎢
The funniest part is Congresswoman Tlaib, who opposes the CLARITY Act and says she doesn’t want it, yet her actions tell a different story: she secretly bought BTC and ETH ETFs in her retirement account! 🤣 Isn’t this the textbook “crypto inverse indicator”? The bill is up for review in September, and politicians’ mouths are truly the mouths of liars! 📉
As for trading, before the next one-way move arrives, remember the veterans’ experience: the idea that a long consolidation must end in a drop is a fakeout, while wick-and-rebound moves are normal. If you’re holding trapped positions, don’t panic. Those with light positions can wait for SOL at 87 and BTC at 75k to place limit orders and catch the wick. Longs should wait for a volume-backed breakout above the middle band before chasing on confirmation, while shorts should wait to short around 95.8 on a rebound! Don’t go all in—save some ammo for the weekend! 👊
Do you think the market maker will first trigger a sharp plunge and liquidate longs before Warsh speaks next week? See you in the comments—let me see how many brothers are still on board! 👇
#BTC突破$77000 #ETH突破2400美元