Let’s have a big meal to celebrate the US stock market trend reversal and getting screwed by Unitree.

【$ETH Signal】Long continuation + 1H overbought but supported by volume
$ETH 1H surged to 2132 before pulling back, with the current price at 2085, hugging the Bollinger upper band at 2090. 4H MACD momentum is expanding, while the 1H MACD histogram is shortening and the upward slope is moderating. The order book bid/ask depth is 0.57, with sell-side orders dominant and short-term selling pressure emerging. RSI is 89.23 on 1H and 87.42 on 4H, showing muted movement in the overbought zone, but after volatility expanded, the price still held above 2079.
🎯Direction: Long
⚡Entry/Limit Order: 2079.5

This was purely the market being in a good mood and casually tossing out some gold coins—they just happened to hit me on the head. The direction has been favorable, and shorting has been very smooth. When I opened the chart this morning, the $BTC rebound was knocked back down once again, even weaker than I had expected.

My entry logic was very straightforward—the upside push lacked strength, selling pressure was strong, and the bulls had no room to fight back at all. I placed a short at 73414.2 and also pointed out that there was no support below. The current price is 68627.7, with a return

🚨 BREAKING: Trump says CFTC Chair Michael Selig is working to bring Hyperliquid 🇺🇸
1. U.S. market access
2. Regulatory pathway
3. Major boost for HYPE
Hyperliquid in America could be huge.

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 President Trump says the US is considering buying "sizable" amounts of Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies.

So its my Birthday
Look at the cake my family knew what i wanted damn so good

#OpenAIQ2Revenue67BAsLossesWiden
OpenAI’s latest Q2 financial picture highlights one of the biggest realities of the artificial intelligence boom: AI revenue is growing at an extraordinary pace, but building frontier AI is also extremely expensive.
According to the reported Q2 figures, OpenAI’s revenue reached approximately $6.7 billion, showing the rapidly increasing commercial demand for generative AI products, enterprise solutions, APIs, and ChatGPT-powered services.
But there is another side to the story: losses are widening. This is not necessarily a sign that demand is weakening. Instea

How many people lost because of the short? . . . $BTC .. $ETH
Anyone who trades without reading the trend is responsible for the loss, not the bullshit accounts
The bullshit account gave you its opinion and you were convinced by it .. Don't cry and say you lost because of it
You lost because of your random trading and excessive confidence without reading the chart

Big market move, big opportunity, big profits!
Today's move is as smooth as Dove.
No need for complex analysis—just blindly follow. #BTC升破69000美元日内涨幅6.43% $BTC ‌

Ethereum $2,000

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$BEAT 's hope turns into disappointment.

BREAKING: CFTC bans Caroline Ellison and Gary Wang from trading futures with five-year trading bans.

8.20 Bitcoin, Thursday, early morning
After opening a strong consecutive bullish-candle rally from yesterday’s low of 64131, BTC surged to a high of 70300 before pulling back from elevated levels for a short-term correction. The trend-change signal is now very clear, so the strategy has shifted to buying dips. Current price: 68300. Bulls maintain the advantage on the larger timeframe, while the hourly chart has pulled back after reaching a high. Short-term bullish momentum has weakened, and the market has entered high-level consolidation to absorb profit-taking.
The hourly MACD has formed a de

🔥 $ETH just woke up
Weekly chart: Strong recovery + clean breakout structure, reclaiming key levels with real conviction after the range.
4H chart: Sharp push above $2,000 + solid momentum, higher-timeframe strength now confirming on the lower TF.
This multi-timeframe alignment is looking good. Nice recovery, RSI turning up hard, and price holding the breakout zone.
Bulls in control for now. Watching for continuation…What do you think, run toward $2,250+ or do we see a pullback first? 👀
#Ethereum #ETH #Crypto

Qixi Festival is here 💘
Some are showing off their partners,
Some are showing off their gifts,
People in crypto may still be showing off the market, their holdings, and how they feel today 👀
Whether you're accompanied today by them or by a candlestick,
You can come to Gate Square and leave a little Qixi memory.
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I was just about to go in and rant, but then I looked at the account—never mind, let it pump however it wants. I’ll shut up.
A few days ago, the market kept pulling back during the afternoon session, but recovered each time, with buying pressure clearly stronger than in the previous few days. So I casually gave a long bias at the time.
$BTC made the grind worthwhile this time. Entered at 63014.1, now at 68270.4, +1452.89%. Feels good, bros.
I’ve put the bulk into my pocket first, banking 80%; the stop-loss for the remaining 20% has also been moved to the entry price.
Being out of a position is