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Marmoush has Newcastle’s number! 7 goals in 5 matches—he’s likely to score again this time
Friends, there’s a hidden ace in this match—Marmoush. The Egyptian forward joined Tottenham on loan from Manchester City and could make his debut in this match. The key is that Newcastle are Marmoush’s favorite opponent of his career—he has scored 7 goals and provided 1 assist in 5 appearances against them. Half of his 8 goals in a single season came against Newcastle. With this “nemesis buff,” De Zerbi will most likely start him straight away. Tottenham already demonstrated their new signing’s impact in

This isn’t a rebound—it’s a tube inserted into an account that was about to flatline. While everyone else was running, $BNB kept grinding around 610.90, so I bought a little to try it out. It’s now at 691, with +931.01% secured; it was truly sluggish before, but the result is truly sweet.

Profits won’t inflate, and pullbacks won’t cause despair. I’ll take 80% off the table first and use the remaining 20% for protection: follow if it doesn’t pull back, and don’t let profits be given back if it does.

Experts die trying to catch bottoms, while retail investors perish chasing orders. If you ha

$BTC ‌ is limping into the weekend around $78,000, stuck between $77,000 support and $80,000 resistance.
A confirmed break below $77,000 could open the door to the mid-$75,000s, while flipping $80,000 back into play brings the Aug.
28 high near $81,300 into view.
#Bitcoin

Yooo, OneBiteCorn is in @VeggieTraders house. 😎

XRP ETFs hit a new 2026 record at $2 billion in combined assets under management.
@Ripple

This was purely the market being in a good mood and casually scattering some gold coins, with one happening to land right on my head.
Actually, during the intraday plunge, I saw unusually dense sell orders at $XRP , with every rebound being pushed back down. In a market lacking support, shorting was a no-brainer. When I checked the charts after lunch, I directly gave a bearish view.
The short opened at 1.4798 has now reached 1.3952, with the position up +562.33%. We nailed the timing on this move, so those onboard should be grinning in their sleep.
Close 70% first, and set protection at the en

GIGGLE Giggle Fund. Its mechanism differs from ordinary memes: a fixed total supply of 1 million tokens, with part of the transaction tax converted into BNB and donated to Giggle Academy. It is driven by the return of capital from the Chinese-language BSC market + the “trading is donating” narrative, rather than pure meme speculation.
$GIGGLE

A hand that set a stop-loss a few days ago trembled slightly; this morning, I realized that extra act of filial piety was unnecessary. A few days ago before bed, 0.06253 looked like a key level that hadn’t broken, so I told myself to hold on a little longer. The volume was fine at the time too—it was just a low-volume pullback. Honestly, it really delivered.
This run was truly worth enduring. $BASED has now reached 0.07144, with +687.47% in the bag. It feels amazing. Everyone said this run could surge, but hardly anyone got on board. I managed to catch the rhythm. Those still on the train shou

#StrategySharesBreak135ForFirstTimeIn12Weeks
Strategy Shares Break Above 135 for the First Time in 12 Weeks
A notable move is taking shape in the market as Strategy shares have broken above the 135 level for the first time in 12 weeks. This is more than just a price move. After spending several weeks under pressure and moving within a challenging range, reclaiming this level could signal a meaningful shift in market sentiment.
Strategy, formerly known as MicroStrategy, has become one of the most closely watched publicly traded companies in the Bitcoin market. Its stock often attracts atten

Chainlink expands cross-chain TAO access to Base and powers lending markets for tokenized Argentine peso assets.
#LINK #RWA #GATE

Look at $ZEC how brilliant it moves and hits athhhh

After a week, everyone has basically completed the position shift smoothly! Some community members have grown their holdings from 18,000 USDT to 43,000 USDT by riding the trend.
Bitcoin went through a complete policy roller-coaster this week. On August 25, Bitcoin rose above 81,000, returning to the 80,000 level after a long absence, and bullish sentiment briefly peaked. Unexpectedly, the market abruptly reversed on August 28, with Bitcoin plunging rapidly from its high of 81,470 and falling back to around 77,300 at the low.
The trigger for this pullback was Powell’s hawkish speech at the Jack

I was just about to go to the forum and rant, but then I saw my balance. Forget it—the market is always right. While everyone else was running, I kept my eyes on the chart and held my ground. The key level wasn’t broken, and the bottoming sideways action has been getting more solid by the day. I’ve seen this structure too many times. The long signal came in, and I entered at 9.352. Back then, some people even laughed at me, saying I was catching a falling knife. Now it’s 11.429, +1577.74%—feels damn good! It was truly sluggish at first, but once it broke out, it was truly sweet. A word on posi

A few days ago, I was still thinking about how to make a graceful exit, but this morning it sent me straight into profit.
A few days ago, $SCRT ’s rebound to 0.02694 was clearly losing steam, with each rebound weaker than the last. I opened a short at 0.02694, thinking that even if I got stopped out, I wouldn’t lose money.
After the early-session dump, it probed straight down to 0.01102, and +1449.09% was already showing as unrealized profit.
It dragged on beforehand, but the breakout feels great. I’ll close 70% first and set a break-even stop for the remaining 30%. Managing risk in advance is

Solana hits 5M daily active addresses, signaling strong network usage and adoption.
#SOL #Adoption #GATE

Just as I was about to send the app to the background, it suddenly popped right back up. Is it playing hide-and-seek with me? Haha.
When I checked the market after lunch, $ASTER was still dawdling, then the intraday chart suddenly shot straight up. Buying pressure clearly strengthened, and volume followed. Watching the order book at the time, I felt the major players were getting ready to enter, so I immediately alerted everyone to follow. Entered at 0.6673, now seeing 0.6964, with +305.39% secured—this profit feels great. Those who didn't get on board are probably kicking themselves. Keeping

📊 NEXT WEEK: TOP 5 U.S. STOCKS TO WATCH
The big theme for Aug 31–Sep 4 is AI momentum vs. rising-rate risk. Friday’s Jackson Hole reaction pushed Treasury yields higher and pressured tech stocks, while next week’s JOLTS, ISM data, ADP and Friday’s August jobs report could heavily influence the Fed/rate outlook. �
Barron's +2
🔥 My 5-stock watchlist:
$NVDA — AI leader
Strategy: Watch the post-earnings pullback. Reclaiming resistance = momentum setup; avoid chasing if weakness continues.
$MSFT — Cloud + AI
Strategy: Look for strength if Nasdaq stabilizes. Best setup is a confirmed breakout rath