🎭 The Day XRP Tried to Breakdance… and Slipped
Once upon a very dramatic Monday in Crypto Land, XRP woke up, stretched, looked in the mirror, and said,
“Today… I moon.”
The market said,
“Lol. No.”
Within hours, XRP slipped a clumsy 9.5% — like a dancer doing a perfect backflip only to land on a banana peel.
But here’s where it gets spicy…
Right as XRP lay on the floor contemplating life choices, the legendary TD Sequential Indicator tapped it on the shoulder and whispered:
“Relax… after nine red candles, your bad luck might actually be over.”
Yes — the TD Sequential (basically a strict mathem