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We're already 2.5% through 2026

I wish I could erase my memory and watch Attack on Titan for the first time again.

1 more week until Frieren. I will survive

I believe P equals NP

You check 1 little box to receive email updates, but you have to unsubscribe from 30 different types of updates.
"oh you unsubscribed from marketing updates, but this is a holiday sale update, thats different."
They have played us for fools.

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Person who never learned how veTokens work: token voting will never work

For perp DEXs on Arbitrum, @OstiumLabs now has the most Open Interest. More than GMX. And its catching up in volume.

After its live, @0xorbSwap will increase the capital efficiency of launching a new $1.00 stablecoin by 1 million times.

There are people making new stablecoins today who have never heard of the Stablecoin Trilemma

BREAKING: US Forces kidnap Vitalik Buterin, upon hearing news that BTC is digital gold and ETH is digital oil.

Do yourself a favor and don't start a new defi protocol in 2026.

Rough day for the Nothing Ever Happens crowd