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🚨 ELON MUSKS SPACEX HAS SECRETLY FILED FOR IPO, SAYS BLOOMBERG
BIGGEST IPO EVER INCOMING? 🤔

AVALANCHE $AVAX CEO SAYS BANKS ARE CHOOSING AVALANCHE OVER RIPPLE
“APRIL FOOLS, OBVIOUSLY” 🤣

🚨 OPENAI HAS COMPLETED A MASSIVE $122,000,000,000 FUNDING ROUND
THE DEAL VALUES THE COMPANY AT $852B POST-MONEY
THE LARGEST FUNDING ROUND EVER 🤯

🚨 BITCOIN $BTC IS HOURS AWAY FROM CLOSING ITS 6TH RED MONTH IN A ROW
TIEING ITS LONGEST DOWNTREND EVER DATING BACK TO 2019
SURELY THIS IS THE BOTTOM 🫠

🚨 PRESIDENT TRUMP SAYS THE WAR IN IRAN WILL BE OVER “VERY SOON”
CLAIMS “THE U.S. DOESN’T NEED TO BE IN IRAN FOR MUCH LONGER”
BIG FOR CRYPTO AND STOCKS 🔥

ELON MUSK JOKES ABOUT QUANTUM COMPUTING BREAKING BITCOIN $BTC AND CRYPTO
HE IS UNFAZED 😭

🚨 CZ SOUNDS THE ALARM — SAYS BITCOIN $BTC IS SAFE FROM QUANTUM COMPUTING
“NO NEED TO PANIC”
“CLENSE OUT DEAD PROJECTS” 👀

🚨 GOOGLE REVEALS 2029 POST-QUANTUM MIGRATION DEADLINE — RAISING ALARMS ACROSS CRYPTO
THE COMPANY SAYS QUANTUM THREATS COULD ARRIVE AS EARLY AS 2029
BITCOIN RELIES ON ELLIPTIC CURVE CRYPTOGRAPHY — A TARGET FOR QUANTUM ATTACKS
NETWORKS LIKE $BTC COULD TAKE YEARS TO MIGRATE 😳

🚨 SENATOR CYNTHIA LUMMIS HAS INTRODUCED THE “MINED IN AMERICA ACT” 🇺🇸
THE BILL WILL BOOST DOMESTIC $BTC MINING AND PHASE OUT FOREIGN ADVERSARY HARDWARE
IT ALSO SEEKS TO CODIFY A U.S. STRATEGIC BITCOIN RESERVE WITHIN THE TREASURY
BULLISH FOR BITCOIN 🚀

📉 BITCOIN $BTC NOW HAS A 75% CHANCE TO CRASH BELOW $55,000 THIS YEAR
GREATER CHANGE $BTC HITS $50,000 THAN $80,000
HIGHER OR LOWER FROM HERE? 🤔

BITCOIN $BTC NOW ONLY HAS A 15% CHANCE TO RECLAIM ITS ALL-TIME HIGH IN 2026
TIME TO ACCUMULATE 👀

🚨 $200,000,000,000 WAS ERASED FROM THE CRYPTO MARKET THIS WEEK
HOLDING RELATIVELY WELL COMPARED TO THE STOCK MARKET — WHICH LOST $2,000,000,000,000
WAS THIS THE LAST DIP? 👀

📉 $100,000,000,000 WAS ERASED FROM THE CRYPTO MARKET TODAY
ALMOST EVERY CRYPTO WITHIN THE TOP 100 BY MARKET CAP IS IN THE RED
SURELY THIS IS THE BOTTOM 🫠

SAM BANKMAN-FRIED SAYS "DIBS" TO TAKING OVER DAVID SACKS CRYPTO AND AI CZAR POSITION
WHAT ARE THE ODDS 😂

🚨 ETHEREUM $ETH NOW HAS HIGHER ODDS TO CRASH BELOW $1,000 THAN HIT $4,000 IN 2026
CONFIDENCE IN $ETH APPROACHING ALL TIME LOWS
BUY NOW OR MORE PAIN? 🤔

🚨 ODDS OF NO FED INTEREST RATE CUTS IN 2026 JUST HIT A RECORD HIGH OF 40%
MARKETS NOW SEE A 25–30% CHANCE OF RATE HIKES INSTEAD
DUE TO NO SIGNS OF WAR STOPPING WITH IRAN
THIS COULD GET BAD 🫠

📉 BITCOIN $BTC NOW HAS A HIGHER CHANCE TO DUMP BELOW $55,000 THAN HIT $80,000 IN 2026
WHAT HAPPENS FIRST? 🤔

🚨 CRYPTO IS CRASHING AGAIN DUE TO DUE INCREASING TENSIONS IN IRAN
BITCOIN $BTC JUST CRASHED BELOW $66,000
ETHEREUM $ETH DROPPING BELOW $2,000
THIS IS THE LAST DIP 😳

🚨 DAVID SACKS SAYS HIS TERM AS PRESIDENT TRUMP’S CRYPTO CZAR HAS ENDED
THE ROLE WAS STRUCTURED UNDER SPECIAL RULES WITH A CAP OF 130 WORKING DAYS
NO WORD ON WHETHER HE WILL RETURN 👀