My phone just popped up a red dot again: a certain task platform says "12 tasks available today," and when I click in, there's a bunch of check-ins, reposts, wallet bindings, filling out forms, plus a small line of text saying "possibly a witch." Basically, earning crypto now feels more like clocking in at work, and the scoring system is like performance evaluation: clicking a few more times makes you seem "enthusiastic," switching accounts is like "faking," and you're always under suspicion.

What's even more ridiculous is that on the blockchain side, people are still arguing about MEV and fair ordering, with retail investors complaining "I always get queued last," and validators/miners earning like overtime pay... It sounds just like a late-night radio show: everyone is exhausted but still reporting on time. Forget it, I won't do anything today, I'll listen to some music instead.