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🚨 Never play with your phone when you're on the toilet. My cousin just experienced the most embarrassing second of her life.
She was squatting and scrolling through Xiaohongshu, and came across a mukbang video where the host was biting into a fried chicken drumstick, golden and crispy.
Then she wiped, folded the tissue neatly, and placed it beside her.
The next second, she reached out, picked up that tissue, and directly put it in her mouth.
The moment she bit down, she froze completely.
That texture... wasn't chicken. It was paper. The toilet paper she just used.
She froze for two seconds, then let out the most horrifying scream I've ever heard in my life.
When I rushed in, she had a small piece of wet tissue hanging from her mouth, and tears in her eyes.
I laughed for five minutes, then suddenly thought of a question—
What if she didn't poop that day?
Never mind, I need to go throw up first.