Still negotiating? Could it be they're discussing whether to go long or short next?

I can't believe it, I just saw that the US and Iran are still talking, and they say there's progress.

I think they haven't discussed peace at all at the negotiation table, it's all about:
"Today I threaten hard, you cooperate to pull out oil and gold to short"
"Tomorrow you leak news about negotiations, I cooperate to smash the market and go long"
"The day after tomorrow, we curse each other a few times, and take turns hitting the market twice"

Really, these days the market moves are more exciting than an ECG, all following their words.
In the morning, they say they want to attack, so chasing longs rushes in; in the afternoon, they say they want to negotiate, so chasing longs gets trapped; at night, they issue a harsh warning again, and chasing shorts gets liquidated.

It turns out that the money of global retail investors is just chips on their negotiation table.
Take your time talking, I don’t want to play anymore, isn’t that okay? $ETH ‌$BTC ‌