I love calls from scammers.

I pretend to be an elderly person desperate to pay them.
My record is keeping them on the line for a whole hour.
I put them on hold to "look for my wallet," yell at the cat, and ask them to repeat everything because my hearing aid "isn't working well."
Then I spend half an hour reading the credit card numbers wrong… super slowly.
At one point I even told them my kitchen was catching fire.
Very funny 😆