Chinese men are all damn investment geniuses. Before 30, they dare to go all-in with the family’s savings, take out loans to buy a house and car, and pay a bride price of 388,000 yuan, going all-in and leveraging everything on a woman they barely know. As long as you sacrifice thoroughly and make your parents suffer enough, you think you've won love. Marrying a wife brings glory to your ancestors—what a damn Chinese romantic notion.