#我的币圈搞笑瞬间. The crypto world is tough, so it's not bad to have some “fun” every now and then to relax your nerves shattered by the market[偷笑][偷笑][偷笑]

1 A buddy in crypto posted this: Trading crypto is all about perseverance. While others are on vacation, I'm trading crypto; while others are at work, I'm trading crypto; while others are traveling, I'm still trading crypto. After relentless effort, I've finally managed to switch from a tractor to a Maserati.
2 At yesterday's gathering, someone introduced me to a new friend, saying he became a millionaire trading crypto. Impressive! Much respect! I sat next to him and quietly asked if he could share his secret. With a blank expression, he said: “Actually, there’s no secret... I used to be a billionaire.”
3 A crypto trader won 10 million. On stage to claim the prize, he looked calm. The reporter asked: How do you plan to spend the money? The guy replied coolly: I'll start by paying off the money I borrowed over the past few years. The reporter asked: What about the rest? The guy said slowly: I'll pay off the rest little by little...
4 Once there was a small retail investor who deeply understood Buffett's essence: be greedy when others are fearful, be cautious when others are greedy. He often paid attention to opinions in his circles, and preferred thinking about things others hadn't. When others were bullish, he'd exit decisively; when others were bearish, he'd go all in. He pursued intellectual independence and always invested against the trend. After several years of persistence, he finally lost all his principal.
5 Bro A: I have a small goal—to make 10 million this year! Six months later, Sis B: So, how's it going? How much have you achieved? Bro A: Not bad, now I'm just 15 million short.
6 Bro A has been so exhausted trading crypto lately that he went to a temple to see a master: I trade crypto every day, the pressure is huge, I can't eat or sleep well, I can't take care of my family, I spend all day analyzing all kinds of news, and I'm always missing out and becoming a laughingstock. Others have time for vacations, but I don’t. The master covered his chest with his right hand and said nothing. Someone pressed the master: “Are you saying to stay true to your original intention, remain calm, and have hope for the future?” The master shook his head and said: “Stay away from me. I used to trade crypto before becoming a monk! Hearing you talk about this again today is giving me chest pain...”