#我的币圈搞笑瞬间 Crypto jokes every day, may those who see this take a break from worries—get in next and win, make profits on trades, fearless of bull or bear markets.✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻

1. Q: "Why are bull markets in crypto so short and bear markets so long?"
A: "Do you dream longer every day or work your butt off longer every day?"

2. Q: "As a crypto enthusiast, do you know the difference between investment and speculation?"
A: "Investment is in Mandarin; speculation is in Cantonese."

3. A person goes to a bookstore and says to the clerk: "I want a book with no murders, but full of danger; no love stories, but full of love-hate entanglements; no detectives, but always full of suspense. Can you recommend one?"
"Only this one," the clerk says, "‘Crypto Market Quotes’."

4. Today a friend asked me how much I've made trading crypto lately. I asked back, why does trading crypto have to be about making money? When you play mahjong, is it for winning money or because you enjoy playing? — On the self-cultivation of the bagholder 😁

People who don’t trade crypto are at least consistently poor, aren’t they?