The most stylish man on the whole internet, Zhang Chaoyang

A life winner with cash flow of several hundred million dollars every year

After playing for decades, he’s never gotten his feet wet

And he’s never had any scandals exposed by paparazzi—showing his personal conduct is still pretty decent

He’s dated so many women that he’s talked to every beautiful woman out there

They say the earliest yacht parties in China were organized by Old Zhang

And yet he doesn’t marry and doesn’t have a son—I just can’t figure it out

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