Taking my son out to play, he can't walk a little without wanting a hug. I said, "You take two steps and want a hug, take two steps and want a hug, Dad is very tired." He said, "I only want a hug after taking three steps!"

My son wants to watch TV, so I asked him about a nursery rhyme he learned in kindergarten. Some lines are: "Turn on the TV, the TV doesn't look good, turn off the TV." I asked him what the next line after "Turn on the TV" is, and he said, "The TV looks good."
Little kid, so adorable.