you're going to lose disgusting sums of money in the next 3-6 months

you're going to lose so much you will be embarrassed to tell anyone irl (keep it to yourself)
you’ll lose so much money that saying it out loud might feel like confessing to having a gambling addiction
you'll check your wallets, and it’ll look less like a number and more like a you got robbed
you'll lose so much you will have to wonder if you should start filing or at least start reading books about bankruptcy
you hanged around the entire bull market and now the universe decided you were overdue for another fat lose,
so lean into the chaos and say you forgot your wallet next time when you're at dinner with your friends