Plot twist: P'Nut squirrel guy Mark Longo is now turning on the crypto community that tried to ride his tragedy. After his viral squirrel and raccoon were euthanized by NY authorities, the crypto world launched token after token in their memory—but Longo says they profited off his "most devastating" moment without cutting him in.

Now he's launching his own coin called JUSTICE and demanding licensing fees from existing projects using P'Nut's name/image. Except... here's the kicker: the PNUT community says Longo already accepted $50K in donations, then ghosted. Screenshots from Telegram show him requesting "small donations" to let devs use P'Nut's brand.

Crypto Twitter is calling him out hard: "You complained others made money off your pet, now you're doing the same?" "Nobody's buying your Justice token, bro."

The irony is *chef's kiss*—the guy who lost it all is now the one trying to cash in. Welcome to crypto, where even tragedy gets tokenized.