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Donald Trump is the real trader! I’m just trash!
Trump’s total trading transactions in the first quarter are 3,642, with 859 in January, 479 in February, and 1,319 in March, totaling over 200 million USD in trading volume! Nvidia, Apple, Coinbase, and others are all within his trading scope.
So we can see clearly that Trump isn’t just messing around; he’s drawing K-lines to make more money. You think Trump is reckless, but that’s not true. Look at how he acts when he comes to China—he knows how to handle diplomacy. That’s why he looks so impressive in Japan and Europe, but weak and stupid because he thinks you people aren’t worth it. I look down on you. I just want to make money!
Based on Trump’s trading frequency, he makes over 30 trades a day. Honestly, I have to admire his trading ability. Maybe he’s the most successful stock trader ever to be delayed by a president in U.S. history!
The source comes from a report by the Associated Press on the 19th. It’s not what I say; it’s their own report! It’s very likely that he’s not personally operating the trades but directing someone else to do it.
According to the U.S. Government Ethics Law of 1978, ordinary federal officials are not allowed to trade stocks or hold interests in companies related to their jurisdiction. If you add the STOCK Act of 2012, it’s all illegal. But the president is exempt. I’m just wondering, why do many internal officials oppose Trump—including Republican officials? Damn, you’re the boss, you eat meat every day, and we can’t even get soup. Of course, we want to oppose you, but we can’t beat you. What to do? Just set traps for Trump to jump into—like meddling in Venezuela or attacking Iran—so we see a lot of anti-intellectual behavior. Even Americans know about this, and they’re unhappy, including soldiers on aircraft carriers. So, American aircraft carriers either have clogged toilets or fires. They want us to go risk our lives, but you’re at home making crazy money trading stocks and even earning billions with Trump coins.
Don’t just blame America; it’s the same in our own circles. If you’re a community leader, a big boss, or a company owner, and you’re making money happily, we also want to make money. But the law doesn’t allow it. If we try, we have to go step on the sewing machine. That’s not just hatred; if we don’t do it, we’re not human.
In the past, people said Sun Qu’s smile was unpredictable, but in front of Trump, they’re all trash. Now, when Trump buys stocks, it makes the whole world’s heartbeat race. It’s either taco or jumping sideways. Governing is less effective than stock trading. Over 3,000 bills are like crazy money. You don’t dare laugh, I don’t dare laugh, because we’re all trapped. Every tweet is a warning. Buy good stocks and let the trading machine harvest!