The Mystery of the Junk Laptop Token

There was a guy named Ben. Back in 2011, during his college days, Ben decided to try mining Bitcoin on his slow, clunky laptop just for fun. Back then, Bitcoin was worth pennies—literally less than the price of a cheap street snack.
Eventually, Ben got bored because his laptop was overheating like a clothing iron, so he stopped. He had managed to mine 100 BTC. Since they were practically worthless at the time, Ben moved his digital wallet data onto an unlabelled black flash drive and threw it into a cardboard box in his storage room.
Flash Forward to 2021...
Ben was sipping his coffee while scrolling through his phone when he saw a headline on TV:
"Bitcoin Price Breaks $60,000 per Coin!"
Ben choked on his black coffee so hard it came out of his nose. His brain immediately went into hyper-math mode:
$100 times $60,000 = $6,000,000
6 MILLION DOLLARS!
Ben went into absolute beast mode. He tore into his storage room like a detective looking for evidence in a murder case. Old clothes were flying everywhere; cardboard boxes were ripped apart. After 5 hours of sweating and inhaling dust, EUREKA! He found the black flash drive hidden inside an old winter boot.
With hands shaking as if he were holding the most valuable lottery ticket in the universe, he plugged the drive into his brand-new laptop.
The Moment of Truth
His old wallet opened. The number 100 BTC was right there on the screen, glowing like digital gold. Ben was already visualizing his new mansion, a red sports car, and quitting his job tomorrow morning by waving at his boss and saying, "Bye, loser!"
He clicked the "Send" button to move the Bitcoin to a local exchange so he could cash it out.
Then, a dialogue box popped up on the screen:
"Please enter your password to confirm the transaction."
Ben froze. Password? That was 10 years ago.
He tried his go-to password: handsomeben123 $\rightarrow$ Incorrect.
He tried his birthday: ben05121990 $\rightarrow$ Incorrect.
He tried the name of his favorite ex-girlfriend: jessicamylove $\rightarrow$ Incorrect.
By the 9th attempt, the screen flashed a blinking red warning: "1 attempt remaining. If incorrect, the wallet will be locked forever."
The Grand Finale
Ben slumped onto the dusty floor, drenched in cold sweat. In a panic, he called his mom, hoping she might remember something from his college days.
"Mom... quick question. Back in 2011 when I was in college, did I have a habit of saying a specific word or phrase when I was on my laptop?"
His mom paused for a moment on the phone, then replied, "Oh, I remember perfectly. Every single night you would scream in frustration because that laptop was so slow."
"What did I scream, Mom?!" Ben asked, his eyes wide with desperate hope.
"You always yelled: crazy_piece_of_trash_laptop_giving_me_high_blood_pressure."
With trembling fingers, Ben typed that exact phrase into the password field. He took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and hit Enter.
Click.
The laptop screen went black for a second, then a message appeared: "Password Incorrect. Wallet Locked Permanently."
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